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Is there any problem in the world that can't be solved with enough Valium
I swear... The stuff's almost like duct tape... Tired? Valium. Tired of the Kids? Valium for you, and them. Tired of fixing the fridge again? Hire a guy to fix it... OR just take some valium!
I swear, the stuff is magic.
It does make the world go round. By actively not being fed to the world. If it were fed to the world, the world would drop into unconsciousness. So by not forcing the world to not turn, it makes the world turn. Ya see?
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