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tonyfoxtrot
Congratulations there Tony! You do realisevthat you must now submit to the induction ceremony? You will be contacted by an attorney in Nigeria. Just so therevis no confusion, they call themselves barristers there, because they have to learn how to make espresso when they go to law school. They will contact you with your secret reference number. Keep this in a very discreet and private place. You will need to submit a fee. You will get your 50+ certificate, your
PR forbidden zone entry pass card, with hologram. You will get your secret decoder. No laughing, we are not children here! It is not a "decoder ring," or some cheap toy. It actually an iPod Nano, built into a suave watchband, and it will automatically retrieve tracking updates from Fedex, UPS, DHL, Par Avion, etc. When you pay your registration fee, there's a one time charge to activate the decoder. I think it is on sale for $499 this week! Also the 50+ club membership comes with 12 music cds, 5 DVDs, the first 3 seasons of "Lost" and a special release Bluray copy of the pilot of "24," signed by Jack Bauer himself. FYI, there is no Kiefer guy, that is all BS, there really is a Jack. Lastly, and you cannotvsay a word about this, but it is the same Jack as the one from
"Lost." The directors at the the CTA (central television agency) borrowed a device from the Visitors (from V) which actually clokes the real appearance of these two Jacks. The V's stole it from the Klingon Empire!!! Those bastards!!!
So anyway, a heartily welcome!!!!!