'Pool' Table Accident

[Lewis]

I had to go to the doctors this morning with a pool ball stuck up my 'butt'

It was busy, so the nurse told me to get on the end of the 'cue'

Everybody wants to be a comedian these days.

[UGAgal]

I am confused......

[Lewis]

I am confused......

Sorry, it must have lost something in translation, it was originally a 'snooker' joke that I tried, (and failed it seems) to convert to the American market.
"a joke is like a leggy blond, in a mini skirt, getting out of a car, sometimes you see it, and sometimes you don't"

[johnnylarue35]

I had to go to the doctors this morning with a pool ball stuck up my 'butt'

It was busy, so the nurse told me to get on the end of the 'cue'

Everybody wants to be a comedian these days.

Go to Snooty's Bistro, we love pool cue jokes.

[fortgatlin]

@UGAgal: Cue=queue=line. In GB they say queue up instead of line up.

[Squelix]

Forgatlin, I am confused too. Were you playing pool naked? Or did some of your clothing get stuck "up there" also. This may be more information than I care to know!

[Roswell1947]

I am confused......

Actually he was confused and thought he was in that crazy thread
called Snooty's this or that.

[pia]

Sorry, it must have lost something in translation, it was originally a 'snooker' joke that I tried, (and failed it seems) to convert to the American market.
"a joke is like a leggy blond, in a mini skirt, getting out of a car, sometimes you see it, and sometimes you don't"

kind of like miss stone in Basic Instinct?

[choo2]

Ok, I got it. Got a little giggle, so thanks for that! Maybe it's because I'm married to the king of corny jokes? Either way, I'm loving the responses as well!

[Lewis]

Ok, I got it. Got a little giggle, so thanks for that! Maybe it's because I'm married to the king of corny jokes? Either way, I'm loving the responses as well!

I am the official curator of the 'joke museum' for this country.

[junk1]

well dont leave us hanging what did they end up doing , oh and did you call your shot ?

[Goochmeister]

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But, the next week, he did it again--different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And, I says to him, "Jesus, Walt, what are you doing?! You know you're just going to get this cat stuck in your ass, too." And, he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"

[nivek]

wow that's terrible i know you said true story and all but that's gotta be a joke right?

[trav67]

And @nivek swings and misses.

[DulyNoted]

Gerbils creep me out so much I actually find this video funny!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn4fq3ZfWG4]Joe Cartoon - Gerbil in a Microwave - YouTube[/ame]

[biancafiore]

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But, the next week, he did it again--different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And, I says to him, "Jesus, Walt, what are you doing?! You know you're just going to get this cat stuck in your ass, too." And, he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"

Lol these are all funny, I'm surprised he didn't just call Richard Gere, I heard he was a specialist in gerbil extraction.

[fortgatlin]

@Squelix: It wasn't my joke, I was just clarifying what the OP meant by his joke. Although, knowing many people in the medical profession as I do, you would be astonished at how many people "slip in the shower" and end up with a bottle of shampoo or what have you up their keester. It is pretty shocking.