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  1. 12-12-2011 #1
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    Default ~Ways to get fired ABC style.~

    I'd like to introduce a fun easy new game. As if we're not wasting enough time already. Here's how you play................. All you need to do is list all the ways you can think of to get fired all they way throughout the alphabet I'll start with A, the next person will do B and so on. Be creative and have fun! Here are the examples..........

    A) Act like you're the boss and order your co-workers around.

    B) Be late every single day.

    C) Call in sick at the last minute with a fake excuse.

    Ok, you get the picture? If so GAME ON!
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    @Diamond22

    D) Defecate in the boss's desk draw.

    Yay, let's see which humourless moron reports that one, hehe
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    E) Eat everyone's lunch in the fridge. Take a bite out of everything and put it back.
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    F) Fart in the bosses face!
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    There's a pattern developing here. @Diamond22's ways of getting fired are quite gentle and innocent, whereas Keith K Stone and myself are tending to focus on the bowels
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    @Diamond22
    G) Gag your boss's wife and take her hostage.
    H) Hum that bloody awful Mariah Carey Xmas song around the office all day - even when it's July.
    I) Incinerate the building
    J) Jam the toilet seat with cellophane
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    K) Kick the sh!t out of @jholden40. (only kidding)
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    J) @jholden40. Enough said. Instant termination!
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    I'll keep all of the above options in mind. Just wanted to say I like almost all of the posts but will save my blank likes for elsewhere.

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    I think we ended at K, so I'll quickly add a bunch as this thread seems to have gotten off track

    Lie when you are calling in sick
    Miss too many days
    Nap on the job
    Order 20 large pizzas for lunch and charge to bosses account
    Piss in the bosses coffee cup
    Query the boss about his wife's affairs
    Rape a co-worker
    Sodomize a co-worker
    Threaten to blow up the work area
    Unionize, even attempt to join a union, even MENTION the word union

    (Yes, that last one happened to me)
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    Steady on, I thought we were only interested in getting fired. If I did your 'R' and 'S' I think I'd be quite relieved if all I ended up with was losing my job

    V) Vaginalise in a meeting
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    X) X-ray my testicles and use the picture as a screen-saver - on all the office computers.
    Y) Yell obscenities down the phone when the boss's mother phones up.
    Z) ...

    @Diamond22 - game over. New one. Now. (insert 'spoilt child' icon)
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    @Diamond
    I'm glad you started this ( I wasn't sure if you wanted me to start it or not, so I just came back to check )
    What are we up to...L?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bambino View Post
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    I'm glad you started this ( I wasn't sure if you wanted me to start it or not, so I just came back to check )
    What are we up to...L?

    L---Leave early all the time.
    Nope, game over, although Z didn't get it's proper description.
    Zip and unzip your pants 10 times when your boss calls you into his office to fire you.
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    Why 10 times - have you got some form of OCD?
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    That wasn't very nice.
    You could have at least given @Diamond22 's game a chance.
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    @jholden40 No, 10 just seemed like the proper amount. Not too many, not too little. Just enough to piss him off.
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