Snooty's Cafe

[H20shed65]

@minneman

You want to thank me?? PM that dudes number chop-chop!
I could eat that with a spoon! And it's low cal too!

Where's that skank @poocheroo or the Manatee Fukker @naughtysmurf ?

I'd ask where @mimi07 is, but I see it's after 9:00pm and if she got up at 5:00pm as usual, she's already passed out on her keyboard! Damn, I missed that tiny window of opportunity again!

[poocheroo]

I'm here! Hurray.......
Ok I just spent the evening with extended family that always says be here at 5, but they don't eat until 7 and get surprised when we leave at 8:30. HELLO I have a 3 year old and a baby that should be in bed by 7:30, this isn't Studio 54 and my kids aren't Drew Barrymore. And no please don't feed my daughter chocolate cake at 8:00 at night, oh and don't start throwing me shade like I am Cruella Deville because I won't let spoil the shit out of my kids. For eff's sake people!!!!
Phew sorry about that, can someone pass me the pipe...and not the peace pipe, a crack pipe.

[H20shed65]

@poocheroo

Family...Can't live with them and murder is soo hard to get away with anymore!

How was the Motel-NoTell ?

[poocheroo]

@H20shed65 tell me about. My husband's aunt was watching my daughter one time and when I went in to pick her up my daughter is running around with a zippy cup full of ice coffee!! I was like REALLY? The aunt says, oh its decaf. Arrrggg. If I told her once I have told her a million times...gin only!

[naughtysmurf]

@minneman

You want to thank me?? PM that dudes number chop-chop!
I could eat that with a spoon! And it's low cal too!

Where's that skank @poocheroo or the Manatee Fukker @naughtysmurf ?

I'd ask where @mimi07 is, but I see it's after 9:00pm and if she got up at 5:00pm as usual, she's already passed out on her keyboard! Damn, I missed that tiny window of opportunity again!

SO is the one who takes care of the manatee silly! I only do circus clowns.

[Cranberry]

I'm offended @H20shed65 ,

Maybe include, how to lick the clitoris, and then I'll surely want an invite

I don't know why, but I suddenly had the urge to quote this poetry

[H20shed65]

@Diamond22
@brienzi knows the last time I saw a clitoris was during my OB/GYN rotation at Hopkins!!

I still wake up screaming some nights...PTSD!

[poocheroo]

Ick, even I don't like the word clitoris. Blah. Isn't there something else we can use?

[H20shed65]

SO is the one who takes care of the manatee silly! I only do circus clowns.

Speaking of clowns, @Keith K Stone posted a horrible one in @Diamond22 s new thread and it caused me to have a Grand Mal Seizure! I was flopping around on the floor like a fish out of water....being electrocuted!
I even bit a hole in my tongue and had to go to the ER!

On the bright side, I'm lisping a whole lot less now ..maybe the swelling?
IDK?

Ick, even I don't like the word clitoris. Blah. Isn't there something else we can use?

YES...I'd prefer PENIS, not the word so much as the appendage. But hey , that's just me!

[Cranberry]

Ick, even I don't like the word clitoris. Blah. Isn't there something else we can use?

@poocheroo Yeah it's a silly word, we all just gotta love what it stands for and um, there's plenty we can use. (nudge, nudge, wink, wink)

[brienzi]

I love eating those little neck clams @H20sheds65 and @poocheroo , that sound better...I mean, i'm a seafood lover..The quahogs though, a lot of meat in those clams

[H20shed65]

I love eating those little neck clams @H20sheds65 and @poocheroo , that sound better...I mean, i'm a seafood lover..The quahogs though, a lot of meat in those clams

Seafood....WHORE!

And here I thought you were a "Cherry" stone clam kind of guy? Always wanting to get there before another man does.

Myself, I prefer LONG neck clams...the REALLY long ones, I could eat them raw like an oyster, you know, just suck it right out of its shell!

[Kat0711]

hmmmm let me see about another word for clitoris.....

genitals, genitalia, privates, private parts, female genitalia, bald man in a boat – bean – clit – man in the boat – and my personal favorite, Lovely Lady Part

hehe

Kisses to all,

Kat

[H20shed65]

hmmmm let me see about another word for clitoris.....

genitals, genitalia, privates, private parts, female genitalia, bald man in a boat – bean – clit – man in the boat – and my personal favorite, Lovely Lady Part

hehe

Kisses to all,

Kat

My personal faves: cooch, vajayjay, bearded clam, snatch.

Ewwww...I said snatch! Shhhh....My Gay Card could be revoked if this ever got out to the wrong people!

[Quaalude]

Ick, even I don't like the word clitoris. Blah. Isn't there something else we can use?

@poocheroo

Yeah, clitoris or even worse,"clit", sounds all too anatomical and/or coarse. I guess it could be affectionately coined love nubbin' instead. This again, coming from a male's prospective, especially one with a biological background. I should know better. Will start having to take a closer look/read at the Snooty's Cafe thread more often. Some of these posts are great fun/entertaining to browse!

All The Best

Q

[brienzi]

@H20shed65, u are a very bad man, very bad..rotting to the core

[H20shed65]

@poocheroo

Yeah, clitoris or even worse,"clit", sounds all too anatomical and/or coarse. I guess it could be affectionately coined love nubbin' instead. This again, coming from a male's prospective, especially one with a biological background. I should know better. Will start having to take a closer look/read at the Snooty's Cafe thread more often. Some of these posts are great fun/entertaining to browse!

All The Best

Q

What?? This is a serious thread for those of us who suffer from the debilitating condition: Juvenile Potty Humor Syndrome

It's a serious illness and as a biologist, shouldn't you be your lab searching for a cure before we all die from laughter?

[brienzi]

My 2 personal favorites are "ziplock bag" or a "busted Ravioli"

[H20shed65]

@H20shed65, u are a very bad man, very bad..rotting to the core

And your point would be......?

[Kat0711]

@H20shed65

eeeeewwwwww I cant believe you said the "S" word.... yes I have one... but I detest that word, I also refer to mine as my little "rooty tooty patooty" Rub a Dub Dub, and Vibrator magnet.... but thats just my depraved mind at work.... I didnt get the nickname "Kinky Kat" for nothin ya know... tee hee


Love and Kisses Ya'll

Kat