Snooty's Cafe

[naughtysmurf]

My @s aren't working again.

@smokinjoe she will do anything for crack...**wink wink**

[H20shed65]

@smokinjoe

Joe,

Pooch can only put 1 thing in her mouth at a time ! And if you think you get that crack pipe out of her mouth, you must really be delirious from all your medical treatment lately!

[Kat0711]

WELLL HELLLL..... been tapeing up those little bastards with the long tails in the back, ran out of knives had to use some home made shanks I found back there in the store room....then the little bastards TIED me up with the damn tape... course it could have been all that booze I been skimmin BEER! did someone say BEER! Heres ya one Whoredourve is included!



WAIT someone said Crown and Coke....

Crown:



Coke:


and the whoredourve is Extra with this one!!


Enjoy!!

Your Tanked up Bartender!!! Hhhhiuuuup

[mimi]

@smokinjoe - I need some of that Mescal Tequila you were talking about. All I drink is cheap Vodka. I'm craving something a little different. Can you overnight me some of that special tequila?

[smokinjoe]

@H20shed65

shed,

You for one must know she has other ass ets ,two for that matter. As an old monger this is not a problem, one just must work around it, down other avenues.

[mimi]

WELLL HELLLL..... been tapeing up those little bastards with the long tails in the back, ran out of knives had to use some home made shanks I found back there in the store room....then the little bastards TIED me up with the damn tape... course it could have been all that booze I been skimmin BEER! did someone say BEER! Heres ya one Whoredourve is included!



WAIT someone said Crown and Coke....

Crown:



Coke:


and the whoredourve is Extra with this one!!


Enjoy!!

Your Tanked up Bartender!!! Hhhhiuuuup

@Kat0711 - You're looking fabulous. Now were you able to get some more sacks and balls?

[naughtysmurf]

@H20shed65

shed,

You for one must know she has other ass ets ,two for that matter. As an old monger this is not a problem, one just must work around it, down other avenues.

@H20shed65 has no idea what you're talking about Joe. He's..um..different.

[smokinjoe]

@mimi07, you got it , as a fighter against a woman's cravings and desiring different things I'm johnny on the spot........... Bam........

[H20shed65]

@naughtysmurf @smokinjoe

Ohhhh...Me thinks u may be mistaken NS! As a former Wall Street Analyst, you'd be surprised what I know about a$$ets! ( not good with money though, that's why I'm a nurse now!)
;D

[smokinjoe]

@naughtysmurf, I'm not taking the morphine anymore.I have a memory like a steel trap......I know how 'shed is. One thing he's not ,is stupid. joe

[Kat0711]

@mimi07

GURL you know I have the hookup... went to the local prison over here and got with the warden Pic Included->


JUST LOOK WHAT HE VOLUNTEERED!!!!---->


Seems nutsacks get REALLY BIG inside there, he said one should do it, but personally I think he just wants me to come back and "whip" him somemore! hehe

Your Totally Tanked and Tantalizing Bartender pic included--->

Kat

[H20shed65]

@naughtysmurf, I'm not taking the morphine anymore.I have a memory like a steel trap......I know how 'shed is. One thing he's not ,is stupid. joe

Ha! Take that @naughtysmurf !

Although, to be perfectly honest, MrH20 might disagree but I appreciate the shout out Joe!


Gotta Run Kids!

Be back in a while. Duty calls!

[naughtysmurf]

Of course he's not stupid are you @H20shed65? You're special! You're our special boy! Here,have a Shirley Temple sweetie.

[Kat0711]

Did someone say Shirley Temple?????

Here ya goooooo!!!

Your Saturated Sultry Bartender


Gotta Run..... Be back in a lil while

Kat

[H20shed65]

My @s aren't working again.

@smokinjoe she will do anything for crack...**wink wink**

@naughtysmurf

Girl,
Your @ 's are just fine! I secretly PM'd Dr Boris to ask if we could IGNORE your posts in this thread. Nothing personal, but @mimi07 & @poocheroo said you were getting tedious and frankly, I had to agree.

( I really didn't want to get on board, but those bitches threatened to start a nasty rumor about me being gay! Can you imagine? They were going to OUT ME GIRLFRIEND ! <<<said while lisping>>> )

[naughtysmurf]

Hey my @s are working again! Me thinks there might be a fairy in this cafe.

[H20shed65]

Hey my @s are working again! Me thinks there might be a fairy in this cafe.

TwinkerBell @ your service!

[ChillyCat]

TwinkerBell @ your service!

Be nice to have a smiley in bed.....just a thought.

[H20shed65]

be nice to have a smiley in bed.....just a thought.

Open Wide!

[ChillyCat]

Open Wide!

NOPE !!!

wait till I get the balance of my dental issues cleared up