Snooty's Cafe

[mimi]

@mimi07 @naughtysmurf, When I came out of cafe this is what I found, you two on the side walk and little mimi pops,
you went down in a very suggestive fashion........I was very impressed joe

Is that @poocheroo in the corner of the pic laughing at my vag? @naughtysmurf, you look a little repulsed by my cooch. Was there some kind of nasty stench coming out of my cooch last night?

I'm glad you were impressed by my suggestive pose @smokinjoe. I like to air the vag out after a long night of drinking.

[H20shed65]

OMG, I never saw that show "Weeds" before. Just saw Season 1, episode 1. Freakin HIGHlarious

Agreed! A MOST excellent show. Around season 3-4 it's gets TEDIOUS, but hang in there girl, it gets better!

OMG, I never saw that show "Weeds" before. Just saw Season 1, episode 1. Freakin HIGHlarious

Agreed! A MOST excellent show. Around season 3-4 it's gets TEDIOUS, but hang in there girl, it gets better!

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@naughtysmurf @poocheroo

BTW Girls, you know I've been dieting recently, do I look fat in these grapes?







Be Honest !

[mimi]

I am sorry @mimi07, Last night I let you drink my mescal.....the one with a scorpion in it.

@smokinjoe - Well this explains why last night is a total blur to me! It also explains why I was passed out with my vag hanging out for the world to see. Did you give me a gynecological exam last night @naughtysmurf? You look a little repulsed by something in the pic.

[poocheroo]

@naughtysmurf @poocheroo

BTW Girls, you know I've been dieting recently, do I look fat in these grapes?







Be Honest !

(((Shriek))) Uh, wow. The grapes are very very slimming

[naughtysmurf]

@H20shed65 i don't think we're ready for this jelly.

@mimi07 i was not repulsed but i did get a craving for a subway sandwich

[poocheroo]

Is that @poocheroo in the corner of the pic laughing at my vag? @naughtysmurf, you look a little repulsed by my cooch. Was there some kind of nasty stench coming out of my cooch last night?

I'm glad you were impressed by my suggestive pose @smokinjoe. I like to air the vag out after a long night of drinking.

I think some random dude was comforting me. Sorry @mimi07 but I felt like I was standing at the Event Horizon of a Black Hole.

[mimi]

Someone just put this pic of us girls from last night in my mailbox. I've been know to piss in bushes and potted plants, but do any of you girls recall us all pissing together in the parking lot at the same time. Last night is such a blur

[poocheroo]

Someone just put this pic of us girls from last night in my mailbox. I've been know to piss in bushes and potted plants, but do any of you girls recall us all pissing together in the parking lot at the same time. Last night is such a blur

I kind of remember all of us talking about starting a synchronized peeing team for the olympics...then @IGoeOn jacked it up by pushing one out. Not cool girlfriend.

[smokinjoe]

@mimi07, I had to smoke this guy off of uu!! He was sniffing around your honey bun, I traded @poocheroo, she now has a good crack dealer that will trade 'it' out. so your good to go pooch.

[poocheroo]

@mimi07, I had to smoke this guy off of uu!! He was sniffing around your honey bun, I traded @poocheroo, she now has a good crack dealer that will trade 'it' out. so your good to go pooch.

sounds like a win win!

[Kat0711]

(Slowly wiping away tear) Wow, I love you guys. Wait. What did that bitch @Demona get me since it is obvious she didn't chip in?



Soft feet are not great when you spend a lot of time bare foot around broken beer bottles and syringes. Just call me safety girl!

HAY!!oops HEY ((damn tequila) @H20shed65 WHERE THE HELL IS MY NAME AT...OOOOUUUUCCCHH sorry will stop yelling, I CLEARLY remember chippin in on that damn gift for my BELOVED Pooch!!!! Careful, I will release my "stank eyed" minion on you! AND YES I told her you were Bogarting the "pipe"




BUUUWWWWAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAA!!!

Kat

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@poocheroo If you "Be Good" to Poochie he will "Be Good" to you "wink wink" uhhhhh or so I heard I dont do crack anymore!

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Someone just put this pic of us girls from last night in my mailbox. I've been know to piss in bushes and potted plants, but do any of you girls recall us all pissing together in the parking lot at the same time. Last night is such a blur

@mimi07

YES Thats me on ONE LEG!! I am A PRO at it!!

Kat

[H20shed65]

I think some random dude was comforting me. Sorry @mimi07 but I felt like I was standing at the Event Horizon of a Black Hole.

OMG!

Pooch used Event Horizon & Black Hole in the same sentence!
Correctly, I might add!

Girl, Those Hooked on Phonics must really being paying dividends!

I think some random dude was comforting me. Sorry @mimi07 but I felt like I was standing at the Event Horizon of a Black Hole.

OMG!

Pooch used Event Horizon & Black Hole in the same sentence!
Correctly, I might add!

Girl, Those Hooked on Phonics must really being paying dividends!

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@Kat0711


HAY!!oops HEY ((damn tequila) @H20shed65 WHERE THE HELL IS MY NAME AT...OOOOUUUUCCCHH sorry will stop yelling, I CLEARLY remember chippin in on that damn gift for my BELOVED Pooch!!!! Careful, I will release my "stank eyed" minion on you! AND YES I told her you were Bogarting the "pipe"

Don't even try it GURRLFRIEND!

You know that check BOUNCED! Don't make me call the Po-Po! Pony Up!

[poocheroo]

OMG!

Pooch used Event Horizon & Black Hole in the same sentence!
Correctly, I might add!

Girl, Those Hooked on Phonics must really being paying dividends!

Eh, I watch Through the Worm Hole because I think Morgan Freeman is hot. Have I mentioned I don't have a life? Or does that go without saying.

[tadpol]

@H20shed65- I'm just getting started on season 1. But it's funny. I do wonder though why the main character is more depressed about her dead husband.

[Kat0711]

@Kat0711


HAY!!oops HEY ((damn tequila) @H20shed65 WHERE THE HELL IS MY NAME AT...OOOOUUUUCCCHH sorry will stop yelling, I CLEARLY remember chippin in on that damn gift for my BELOVED Pooch!!!! Careful, I will release my "stank eyed" minion on you! AND YES I told her you were Bogarting the "pipe"

Don't even try it GURRLFRIEND!

You know that check BOUNCED! Don't make me call the Po-Po! Pony Up![/QUOTE]

WTH.... In the words of Madea "CALL THE DAMN PO PO! GO ON CALL EM.... I AIN'T SCARED OF NO PO PO" (whippin out my gun) I dont know what check your talkin about I gave you all the 1$ from my pole dance (all 4 of em)

SO YOU BETTER BACK UP before you get JACKED UP SISTA!

OH to heck with this today.... Guess I will go get ready for my shrink session

Later Taters!

Kat

[poocheroo]

@Kat0711


HAY!!oops HEY ((damn tequila) @H20shed65 WHERE THE HELL IS MY NAME AT...OOOOUUUUCCCHH sorry will stop yelling, I CLEARLY remember chippin in on that damn gift for my BELOVED Pooch!!!! Careful, I will release my "stank eyed" minion on you! AND YES I told her you were Bogarting the "pipe"

Don't even try it GURRLFRIEND!

You know that check BOUNCED! Don't make me call the Po-Po! Pony Up!

WTH.... In the words of Madea "CALL THE DAMN PO PO! GO ON CALL EM.... I AIN'T SCARED OF NO PO PO" (whippin out my gun) I dont know what check your talkin about I gave you all the 1$ from my pole dance (all 4 of em)

SO YOU BETTER BACK UP before you get JACKED UP SISTA!

OH to heck with this today.... Guess I will go get ready for my shrink session

Later Taters!

Kat[/QUOTE]


Gurl, they just be jelly because you gave me a gift that shows me how much your care.




Crack and money to buy more crack. I am not sure why you included a bag with your stool sample but whatevs. I don't judge.

Gosh I wonder if you try and explain this thread to you shrink.

[tadpol]

Is that the white stuff in glad wrap? crack? I always wondered what the hell it looked like. LOL

[mimi]

WTH.... In the words of Madea "CALL THE DAMN PO PO! GO ON CALL EM.... I AIN'T SCARED OF NO PO PO" (whippin out my gun) I dont know what check your talkin about I gave you all the 1$ from my pole dance (all 4 of em)

SO YOU BETTER BACK UP before you get JACKED UP SISTA!

OH to heck with this today.... Guess I will go get ready for my shrink session

Later Taters!

Kat

Gurl, they just be jelly because you gave me a gift that shows me how much your care.




Crack and money to buy more crack. I am not sure why you included a bag with your stool sample but whatevs. I don't judge.

Gosh I wonder if you try and explain this thread to you shrink.[/QUOTE]

Haha I thought someone took a dump in a baggie and was trying to fool you into think it was some sort of new drug @poocheroo. You know your drugs though, so there's no way in hell someone could fool you into thinking that the dump in a baggie was drugs

EDIT: @poocheroo, you left your tote bag at my house last night. I'll bring it over the next time we have a scissor party.

[poocheroo]

Gurl, they just be jelly because you gave me a gift that shows me how much your care.




Crack and money to buy more crack. I am not sure why you included a bag with your stool sample but whatevs. I don't judge.

Gosh I wonder if you try and explain this thread to you shrink.

Haha I thought someone took a dump in a baggie and was trying to fool you into think it was some sort of new drug @poocheroo. You know your drugs though, so there's no way in hell someone could fool you into thinking that the dump in a baggie was drugs

EDIT: @poocheroo, you left your tote bag at my house last night. I'll bring it over the next time we have a scissor party.

[/QUOTE]


Yeah, I am not falling for that trick again!

[H20shed65]

Is that the white stuff in glad wrap? crack? I always wondered what the hell it looked like. LOL

Puhleeeeze Ms Thing!

I always wondered what it looked like....my a$$!

Check your purse!!!


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@poocheroo

Girl,

That's not poo in a bag! It's black tar heroin! I wasn't sure so I had to PM @naughtysmurf and she said that's what hers always looks like.

Thanks for the info NS!