Snooty's Cafe

[poocheroo]

I want to create a thread that is like a little neighborhood coffee shop in which you can meet up with your buddies and have conversations about anything really. People who are friends can come and chit chat about whatever they want and new people can join the different conversations. It might get a little muddled but I thought it might be interesting to see where it goes. No one can go off topic here because anything is game. Snooty's Cafe only requires that you can't be intentionally mean to someone and that if you feel like you are being grumped at, just double check with the poster to make sure that it is not a case of a misunderstanding. No hard feelings if the thread does't survive.

I'll start. I definitely want to be more of a morning person, which is hard for me because I have a baby who gets me up at least once at night, thus in the morning I sleep in as long as I can, only to be rushing out the door, looking like crap, never having breakfast and it sets the tone for the rest of the day. I am very envious of people who have the discipline to get up an hour earlier so they are not so stressed. I would love to hear what people do for their morning routine and how they make sure that they have that time to themselves.

[H20shed65]

First of all, please don't blame your looking crappy on the morning thing or those darling kids of yours! Those of us that know you are well aware of the fact that you weren't much to look at before the kids and early mornings.

As for this thread, I think it's stupid and I for one will not be participating!

[johnnylarue35]

I read "Snooty's Cafe" and I thought, finally a place for like minded folks like me.

A snobbish, arrogant, and haughty place, filled with even more as*holes than all the ones that live in my neighborhood!!

If there are profane and inane comments constantly posted here, than this thread will be number one for a long time.

[poocheroo]

First of all, please don't blame your looking crappy on the morning thing or those darling kids of yours! Those of us that know you are well aware of the fact that you weren't much to look at before the kids and early mornings.

As for this thread, I think it's stupid and I for one will not be participating!

The reason I had kids in the first place was so I could blame them for everything. After getting me hammered on cocktails in the evenings, my children should, at the very least, be ready in the morning with freshly brewed coffee, croissants, the latest tabloid and sandpaper with which to sand my feet (look, my feet are a bit rough, don't judge me). But noooooo, they want to be bathed, fed, and can you believe it, played with! I draw the line at hugs and kisses.

I read "Snooty's Cafe" and I thought, finally a place for like minded folks like me.

A snobbish, arrogant, and haughty place, filled with more as*holes than live in my neighborhood!!

If there are profane and inane comments constantly posted here, than this thread will be number one for a long time.

Listen you dreamboat, where the hell have you been all my life? Your recent comment in Random Thoughts made you my new favorite person.

[minaret]

First of all, please don't blame your looking crappy on the morning thing or those darling kids of yours! Those of us that know you are well aware of the fact that you weren't much to look at before the kids and early mornings.

As for this thread, I think it's stupid and I for one will not be participating!

pay no attention to the grumpy lady above, she has been on a three day colon cleanse, and is mad at the world. I LOVE the idea of Snooty's Cafe, and congratulate you on your ingenuity....i find that my ability to function in the morning is directly correlated to my ability to succesfully self medicate. Healthy? ummm, I think not, but it's true. AS I go to work pretty early in the morning it doesn't work well to be dragging(work is fast paced from the word go!) I hate that I am reliant on meds to get me going, and struggle with being honest with myself about how much is poor brain chemistry, and how much is the evil little monkey on my back

PS, the grumpy lady above i mentioned is H20, not you pooch you snuck in while i was typing

[poocheroo]

First of all, please don't blame your looking crappy on the morning thing or those darling kids of yours! Those of us that know you are well aware of the fact that you weren't much to look at before the kids and early mornings.

As for this thread, I think it's stupid and I for one will not be participating!

Get your fat ass on your scooter and get back here (smooches )

[demi]

The reason I had kids in the first place was so I could blame them for everything. After getting me hammered on cocktails in the evenings, my children should, at the very least, be ready in the morning with freshly brewed coffee, croissants, the latest tabloid and sandpaper with which to sand my feet (look, my feet are a bit rough, don't judge me). But noooooo, they want to be bathed, fed, and can you believe it, played with! I draw the line at hugs and kisses.

I agree!! How dare they want love and affection! In fact I am making my son go to work for me.. I'm also using his credit so I can use credit cards and not pay for them... woohoooooo

[Cranberry]

No wonder I can't find a full-time job. The minute I buckled down and get serious, someone makes another fantastic time wasting thread. It's irrestible! my family thinks I'm a snob because I've asked them to call before coming over. How else would I know when to book my flight to anywherebuthome town?

[H20shed65]

@minaret Oh, are we calling collecting aluminum cand roadside in your shopping cart "work" ? That's novel, we used to call it homeless!
@demi I'm calling child protective services on you! Please PM me your personal information so that I may alert the appropriate authorities!
@johnnylarue35 I used to respect you until I saw you posting in this thread!

I would like to take this opportunity to reiterate that this thread is stupid and I WILL NOT be posting here!

[poocheroo]

I agree!! How dare they want love and affection! In fact I am making my son go to work for me.. I'm also using his credit so I can use credit cards and not pay for them... woohoooooo

You my dear, are a devoted parent and I applaud you. Excuse me, I have to go change the shredded newspaper in baby's crate. (its always something right?)

Oh, never mind, looks like she ate most of it. Problem solved.

[johnnylarue35]

@poocheroo

I am blushing as I type. You are correct, I am a dreamboat!!

[poocheroo]

PS, the grumpy lady above i mentioned is H20, not you pooch you snuck in while i was typing

Ha! Good one

[johnnylarue35]

@minaret Oh, are we calling collecting aluminum cand roadside in your shopping cart "work" ? That's novel, we used to call it homeless!
@demi I'm calling child protective services on you! Please PM me your personal information so that I may alert the appropriate authorities!
@johnnylarue35 I used to respect you until I saw you posting in this thread!

I would like to take this opportunity to reiterate that this thread is stupid and I WILL NOT be posting here!

I am insulted that you actually respected me!!

Everyone knows I am a former male gigilo with a raging case of herpes. I live under @poocheroo s front porch existing on table scraps and small insects.

[poocheroo]

No wonder I can't find a full-time job. The minute I buckled down and get serious, someone makes another fantastic time wasting thread. It's irrestible! my family thinks I'm a snob because I've asked them to call before coming over. How else would I know when to book my flight to anywherebuthome town?

See we did it right @Diamond22 , my mom lives in Massachusetts, my husbands parents live in Florida and we live in the middle. No pesky family member is going to sneak up on us (and we only have a 3 bedroom so they have to get hotel rooms)

@minaret Oh, are we calling collecting aluminum cand roadside in your shopping cart "work" ? That's novel, we used to call it homeless!
@demi I'm calling child protective services on you! Please PM me your personal information so that I may alert the appropriate authorities!
@johnnylarue35 I used to respect you until I saw you posting in this thread!

I would like to take this opportunity to reiterate that this thread is stupid and I WILL NOT be posting here!

Shhhh sweetie, adults are talking. Go fetch me a latte

[H20shed65]

@minaret Ohhhhh .....just got my first hit on my Donkey Site..Some dude from North Carolina. Hmmmmmmm

[poocheroo]

I am insulted that you actually respected me!!

Everyone knows I am a former male gigilo with a raging case of herpes. I live under @poocheroo s front porch existing on table scraps and small insects.

where do you think he got the herpes

[H20shed65]

@Diamond22
Glad your here! And I'm with you girl. Relatives coming to stay? Hello, Holiday Inn, yes I need to book a room, a very small one with good locks. No, no time frame, let's call it open ended. My AMEX number is.......

[Cranberry]

@poocheroo You did good chicka. Scariest thing I ever heard was "we were in the neighborhood so".......Quick get down and lock all the doors!

[johnnylarue35]

Can someone new to pharmacy reviewer post in this thread asking where to buy schedule 4 drugs online, for a nickel a pill? God I love those posts

[poocheroo]

@poocheroo You did good chicka. Scariest thing I ever heard was "we were in the neighborhood so".......Quick get down and lock all the doors!

LOL. Yeah, we have overbearing neighbors. Sweet as can be but will not be denied when they want to come over. They are elderly so a baby is like crack to them. They will call first and I won't pick up, so they will just walk on over. I have had to teach my 3yr old how to hide behind the piano and not make a sound. Honestly it is not because I don't like visitors but because on many days this place looks like a damn frat house with stuff everywhere and, well to be honest, I am not what you would call a "natural beauty" it takes several hours for me to be fit for the public. And I have to be charming...they don't appreciate conversations about nutcsacks.