Anyone want to play?
For example:
Car won't start.
Zipper is stuck.
( get the idea? )









Anyone want to play?
For example:
Car won't start.
Zipper is stuck.
( get the idea? )










Cat puked again.
True friends stab you in the front. -- Oscar Wilde









Can't find keys.






























I received LL.
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You are pregnant.
True friends stab you in the front. -- Oscar Wilde









Your check bounced.
Cops are knocking.
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True friends stab you in the front. -- Oscar Wilde










































Do it yourself.







































You need glasses.
Can't find wallet.
I give up.
Last edited by bambino; 11-23-2011 at 12:31 PM.
It's the IRS. Pull my finger.
You are fired. Got any cash?
You smell that? Your mother's calling.
We're expecting again. Just say NO!
This is fun!![]()
~You are fearfully and wonderfully made.~









Prices went up !
Dad I Need.....
Every now and then i know its kind of hard to tell but Im still alive and well









Flight is cancelled.
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This game sounds AWESOME.
"YOU'RE the father" (although that'd be strange if I heard that..since I'm not a dude).
"Statement past due"
"Out of stock"
"Insufficient funds available"
"We're confiscating this"
"You're getting old"
"You've been terminated..."
I could go on, but I'll give you all a chance to go, too.![]()
You've got mail.
Scratch my dandruff.
My ass itches.
Your family's here.
~You are fearfully and wonderfully made.~