The missing posters thread

[betsky]

lol......t.y. tequila

[prettyday]

@smokinjoe - LMAO I've taken shots of Tequila before. I'm just not certain if I've taken shots of Mescal Tequila before. I've taken a lot of shots of Vodka before, and I definitely turn into a crazy woman after a few shots You should see me after a few shots of Vodka - I'm more like an out of control wild tiger than a little kitty cat

I. Cannot. Drink. Vodka.

Terrible, terrible, barbaric things happen.
Also, as a former bartender, I can personally attest to this fact (not the Tequila boobie one)-

Vodka to a woman's face is like a drying out machine for fruit and such. Just..sucks the water and nice fat right out and leaves some pretty women with skin like tree bark (the wrinkled kind.)

I wish I knew the chemical reason why, it took me years to be sure it was not just my perception...it wasn't. I don't know why, but it dries out like nothing I've seen. Maybe a chem genius here knows why?

Because yes, alcohol does have different effects. It may all get one buzzed. But the different affects are astounding to me, to this day. I don't know why, after all the discussions I've participated in about different meds. Yet it amazes me that something with such a common main ingredient can have such varying affects on people!

[Roswell1947]

@Carter

Without @jholden40 posting much, I have lost my motivation to make mindless, meaningless posts on the various off topic threads. Well maybe that a good thing for PR as a whole.

Nonsense.
Your "mindless, meaningless posts" are my favorite.
When I first read them it's wtf? But then after the 3rd time
I finally understand what you are saying there's great info there.
Matter of fact I often refer newbies to the wisdom & guidance from your posts.

[Good Apollo]

Alchohol bonds with water and sugar chemically... Not sure about the face but in blood at least.

[smokinjoe]

Bad to the bone @Carter, who drinks all the mescal and eats worm. should i make an effort to jump over to your thread and stir the stinky up?? i need guidence since @jholden40 has gone to nepal on a sabbatical bro joe

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Alchohol bonds with water and sugar chemically... Not sure about the face but in blood at least.

@nopizza, it seems to work on my kidneys too, increasing my urine out put , i sound much like a race horse, but put it to good use on my buddies hot pepper plants.

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@nopizza, for me, all tequila made women look fine enough to bend my standards, till that morning sick ,head ache looked over and saw that woman with no front teeth,I drank two fingers tequila that night[what the hell was i thinking] i was in a bad way and did the bad ,i snuck out of room when I ran into a large shepard in attack mode i bolted to my ride and thanked greek god thor monger joe

[Roswell1947]

@smokinjoe
[quote thats the stuff thatmake ride my bike, harley sporster for a 10 mile spin naked back years gone by. I still have it and another fatboy sporster pic follows joe[/quote]
Nice bike joe. Ihad a kawaski, Suzuki 350 dirt bikes.
Forgot to change the 2 cycle? oil under the seat and the thing froze up
on me at 70mph on highway. Not fun.
Those Harley's shake my house when they cruise by.

[smokinjoe]

@mimi07, should youever run naked around the hood, climbing a roof top is good,climbing a pine tree naked, with no limbs on it is badd. Fire department will come to get you down and maybe use a helicopter. News media will show up, then @chemicalchart will see you and get our wish. jo

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@Rowell10mg, i had a kawasaki kz900 fasted bike i ever mounted. in 1979 i came home and bought the sporster new, while on leave. my buddies called it a scooter and a girls bike, they rode full dressers. i took this bike in pic to harley shop and said make it go fast .see you in a year, they made it fast and still is, notice black pipes, that once were chrome. I can wind it hard and blue flames come out of drag pipes about four foot long.
i came home made beer money running it against those sleds/all they ever saw was blue fire.Later i am a scrounger and found a fat boy harley at a yard sale,some guys dad selling it because his son had three kids and hung out at the bars too much. talked him down to 1500 on that one.[ teached him not to run with bad girls and drink mescal] jo

[mimi]

I. Cannot. Drink. Vodka.

Terrible, terrible, barbaric things happen.
Also, as a former bartender, I can personally attest to this fact (not the Tequila boobie one)-

Vodka to a woman's face is like a drying out machine for fruit and such. Just..sucks the water and nice fat right out and leaves some pretty women with skin like tree bark (the wrinkled kind.)

I wish I knew the chemical reason why, it took me years to be sure it was not just my perception...it wasn't. I don't know why, but it dries out like nothing I've seen. Maybe a chem genius here knows why?

Because yes, alcohol does have different effects. It may all get one buzzed. But the different affects are astounding to me, to this day. I don't know why, after all the discussions I've participated in about different meds. Yet it amazes me that something with such a common main ingredient can have such varying affects on people!

@prettyday - Alcohol always gives me a nice healthy looking glow - like I've just had sex Seriously though, Vodka doesn't seem to dry out my skin, but Vodka definitely makes me act like a crazy woman sometimes

[Good Apollo]

@smokinjoe bcs you're the only person that's ever happened too... Lol one time I had one actually chase me through downtown San Jose bcs I tried to sneak out the next morning... Had teeth though. Also had a fast car... Luckily I had my bro's 5.0 that morning so managed to get away.

[mimi]

@mimi07, should youever run naked around the hood, climbing a roof top is good,climbing a pine tree naked, with no limbs on it is badd. Fire department will come to get you down and maybe use a helicopter. News media will show up, then @chemicalchart will see you and get our wish. jo

@smokinjoe - Lol I think the next time I drink a few shots of hard liquor I will just climb to the top of our roof, sit there completely naked, and yell obscenities at my annoying neighbors

[smokinjoe]

@mimi07 i thought that glow in a woman came when you got pregnant. your house guy doing double time?? big bro joe

[mimi]

@mimi07 i thought that glow in a woman came when you got pregnant. your house guy doing double time?? big bro joe

@smokinjoe - I'm not sure what "the house guy doing double time" means, but I did get a glow when I was pregnant. I think what I meant about the alcohol is that hard liquor sometimes makes me look flushed

EDIT: I think I might have figured out what you mean about "my house guy." Are you wondering if my husband works overtime, or are you wondering if my husband is sleeping with two women (cheating on me)? I guess I'm still a little confused about your comment about "my house guy" lol

[smokinjoe]

@mimi07, as i a marine e-7 i have many words i can relate to you to yell, never repeating yourself twice in 30 minutes i can curse in farzi,pastun,arabic and others that i only remember when i angry. you did not think we went over their and just shot them,nooo we talked about lack of their fathers and and genetic strain of sheep in them, to them up close.They are proud of their cars also, we shot them up first. I can have you singing like a mocking bird in 30 minutes! smokinjoe

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Little @mimi07, House guy is a southern tern referring to your husband. double time ....well hitting it a lot[do i need to say more] As the traditional southern gentleman your making me blush. fingers crossed jo

[mimi]

@mimi07, as i a marine e-7 i have many words i can relate to you to yell, never repeating yourself twice in 30 minutes i can curse in farzi,pastun,arabic and others that i only remember when i angry. you did not think we went over their and just shot them,nooo we talked about lack of their fathers and and genetic strain of sheep in them, to them up close.They are proud of their cars also, we shot them up first. I can have you singing like a mocking bird in 30 minutes! smokinjoe

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Little @mimi07, House guy is a southern tern referring to your husband. double time ....well hitting it a lot[do i need to say more] As the traditional southern gentleman your making me blush. fingers crossed jo

@smokinjoe - Ok, I understand the "house guy" comment now I think I also understand what you mean when you say you can have me "singing like a mocking bird in 30 minutes" lol

[smokinjoe]

@mimi07 thank you for clearing my the haze in my mind . I do know the difference between glow and flush [my lights around my pool glow my bathroom throne flushes]
just humor, just humor and you are a good sport jo

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@smokinjoe bcs you're the only person that's ever happened too... Lol one time I had one actually chase me through downtown San Jose bcs I tried to sneak out the next morning... Had teeth though. Also had a fast car... Luckily I had my bro's 5.0 that morning so managed to get away.

@nopizza, i have been in san jose via china lake via thousand oaks via pendelton.i was just making those comments to help you out. I think those girls out there want money up front. thank thor now as next time wife may take baby and new mattress away and send me your meds. helping my bro jo

[betsky]

@smokinjoe
that bike, painted red, could have been a copy of my oldest
Brother, the one who liked to buy and restore, almost as much as he liked to pic his guitars. Took a bike just like
that from where he was stationed (army) down route 62
Aall the way home to the east side of Lake Erie. Non -stop,
According to him, cept for the necessities of life and more
bromine (spelling?? OTC speed)
Loved that boy /man, lost him to colon cancer at age
34-but left me twin neices, one of which is my
adopted godchild.,and best younger sister a person could ask for.
The other twin didn't take to losin her daddy so young, got messed up with ketamine & cocaine.3 kids later, 2 nd marriage to a marine. Perhaps this time she will do it right
gods willing.
anyways looking at that bike and listening to "stairway to heavon " and its like we're alll arou nd the campfires once again.
Sweet mary janes all thats missing. Once again
Your life has lifted my soul. No "to -kill -ya "for me though
Always hated the dang worms.

@nopizza thanks, I'm hopin you are hanging in there with me.

[smokinjoe]

@betsky i hope things work out for you niece,marines leave for a long time and go to bad places, maybe with pullback of forces he will be at home. or they will dump him because of military cuts and he will still be at home.
There is a small mountain of just stone near my house. i used to ride a atv up there and found all the words to 'stairway to heaven' cut into the granite. i always wonder what happened up there and why some one took so much time to cut it into stone. It will be there when you and i are gone. jo

[mimi]

I've been wondering where @Sephrina is? She always posted the cutest pictures of animals, and I haven't seen her post in a while. I hope she is doing ok. I also haven't seen any posts from @Kittsoan1989 in a long time. I hope he's doing ok too. I think I remember him saying he was really busy working and finishing his last semester at College. I hope @Sephrina and @Kittsoan1989 are doing ok.

[Peaches]

Where is @Peaches also?

Hey @teresita, Thanks for thinking about me

I stop in to read now & then but I don't stay too long. I have been doing really good with being pill-free these days, just over a month now & it's hard not to want to order again when I stop in.

I am just taking kratom for now & really miss my preferred meds but I am staying strong.

Miss you & all but I am sure you can understand why it is better for me to stay away for now.

Hugs!!!

[LiquidOrgasm]

@LiquidOrgasm thing is can you catch a bullet between your teeth.
Blood an spit huh you sound like some of those young marine i had to watch over, after six months in Afghanistan at night i would hear whapwhapwhap. I would holler quit chokin that chicken private jones 'just iching sir', then whiper,whiper,whiper private barnes put that worm up. when i get woke up by a peckerwood doing his thing i got pissed. got everybody up and walked them up the mountain use that energy up. I put up rule no goats sheep dogs or camels on my small fire base. marines are a hornie lot [i know personally]
but i will let you take me if you change my adult diapers[the ones with elastic]
smokinjoe its mine and i will wash it as fast and as many times as i like

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@chemicalchart me too

just jigglin your balls @smokinjoe, thats why I put up my pic, as you can see im not very physical, id rather talk someone into circles then get physical, just having fun nothing but much respect and yes i would have been one of those chicken shit recruits unlike grandfather part of Darbys Rangers first Ranger Battalion! and dad a heli pilot...guess killing missed my genes and got swapped with girls and cheerios.