Fake boner pills?

[the chodesman]

I got these from **** steroids and think they're fake. They smell like plastic or some sort of pool additive. I bought like 50 for $40 and I'm not even certain why I got them. In my head I was like, "man, viagra is like 40 dollars a pill over here. I'll start bangin' Viagra".. or something along those lines. Point is, my penis works.

Anywho they look homemade, not even generic. And smell like a pool full of Legos.

[billyboy1965]

Point is, my penis works.

Then you wouldn't know if they're fake.

[ClaraBell]

You don't need a faulty member to feel the effects of viagra. Even a woman could tell if they're the real deal...

[poocheroo]

I'm confused....your peen is in tip top shape why mess with Viagra? I guess I am confused about how these things work. You should try them and report back.

[brienzi]

I thought i read in another thread that he had no interest in sex??

[billyboy1965]

I thought i read in another thread that he had no interest in sex??

After reading the Well, got dumped. Blah. thread, I'm thinking the zyprexa he's taking must be fake too.

[the chodesman]

I'm not taking Zyprexa. And I haven't taken one of these due to being single, I don't feel like lounging about at home with a four hour power boner is a fun idea.

I mean why the hell not? A fun night could be had with a bag full of Viagra, if one were so inclined.

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I'm not taking Zyprexa. And I haven't taken one of these due to being single, I don't feel like lounging about at home with a four hour power boner is a fun idea.

I mean why the hell not? A fun night could be had with a bag full of Viagra, if one were so inclined.

And I suppose I burned myself out having adulterous, perverted sex over the summer. They smell like Legos so I don't think I'd take one if I wanted too.

Don't judge me, you're all scoundrels.

[Kat0711]

@the chodesman ,

I have attached an excerpt from my friends diary regarding viagra, you might be better off if they are fakes.......


DEAR DIARY

Day 1.
Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate.
When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in
the bathroom and cried.

Day 2.
Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me. He's impotent, he says,
and he wants me to be the first to know. Why doesn't he tell me
something I don't know! I mean, he actually thinks I haven't noticed.

Day 3.
This marriage is in trouble. A woman has needs.

Day 4.
A miracle has happened! There's a new drug on the market that will fix
his 'problem.' It's called Viagra. I told him that if he takes Viagra,
things will be just like they were on our wedding night. I think this
will work. I replaced his Prozac with the Viagra, hoping to lift
something other than his mood.

Day 5.
What absolute bliss!!.

Day 6.
Isn't life wonderful but it's difficult to write while he's doing that.

Day 7.
This Viagra thing has gone to his head. No pun intended! Yesterday, at
Burger King, the manager asked me if I'd like a Whopper. He thought they
were talking about him. But, have to admit it's very nice - I don't
think I've ever been so happy.

Day 8.
I think he took too many over the weekend. Yesterday, instead of mowing
the lawn, he was using his new friend as a weed whacker. I'm also
getting a bit sore down there.

Day 9.
No time to write. He might catch me.

Day 10.
Okay, I admit it. I'm hiding. I mean, a girl can only take so much. And
to make matters worse, he's washing the Viagra down with neat whisky!
What am I going to do? I feel tacky all over....

Day 11.
I'm basically being screwed to death. It's like living with a Black and
Decker drill. I woke up this morning hot-glued to the bed. Even my
armpits hurt. He's a complete pig.

Day 12.
I wish he was gay. I've stopped wearing make-up, cleaning my teeth or
even washing but he still keeps coming after me! Even yawning has become
dangerous ..

Day 13.
Every time I shut my eyes, there's a sneak attack! It's like going to
bed with a scud missile. I can hardly walk and if he tries that "Oops,
sorry" thing again, I'll kill the bastard.

Day 14.
I've done everything to turn him off. Nothing is working. I even started
dressing like a nun but this just seems to make him more horny. Help me.

Day 15.
I think I'll have to kill him. I'm starting to stick to everything I sit
on. The cat and dog won't go near him and our friends don't come over
any more. Last night I told him to go and **** himself and he did.

Day 16.
The bastard has started to complain about headaches. I hope the bloody
thing explodes. I did suggest he might try stopping the Viagra and going
back on Prozac.

Day 17.
Switched the pills but it doesn't seem to have made any
difference......Christ !!! here he comes again.

Day 18.
He's back on Prozac. The lazy bum just sits there in front of the TV all
day with that remote control in his hand and expects me to do everything
for him. What absolute bliss!!


Have a good night!!

Kat

[the chodesman]

I'm not impotent dammit. I guess none of you find the possibility of spreading random boners in awkward situations comical. I'll get someone to try a few and report back.

[H20shed65]

I'm confused....your peen is in tip top shape why mess with Viagra? I guess I am confused about how these things work. You should try them and report back.

Hi Poocheroo,

I think I may have taken some bad Viagra too. I took 3 tablets from the same source as the OP and my peen only grew by 1/2". It' normally a full inch when erect. Do you think I was robbed? I'd appreciate any input.

[the chodesman]

Hi Poocheroo,

I think I may have taken some bad Viagra too. I took 3 tablets from the same source as the OP and my peen only grew by 1/2". It' normally a full inch when erect. Do you think I was robbed? I'd appreciate any input.

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[Nickel]

On an utterly serious note, what does Viagra feel like? I've never taken it myself as the proximity of an eager female seems to do the trick. Is there a rush? Do you have a 4 hour boner? Do you get blisters?

[the chodesman]

On an utterly serious note, what does Viagra feel like? I've never taken it myself as the proximity of an eager female seems to do the trick. Is there a rush? Do you have a 4 hour boner? Do you get blisters?

I've only taken a couple last summer and the only way I could put it is having the penis of an angry, rapist viking.

[JackRyan]

Those look just like the 'manly' brand made by cooper pharma india. I've only ever received that kind in blister packs though. The pills are usually kind of rock hard pun intended but once crushed break up into a lot of white powder with the blue outer layer just kind of being blue flecks not coloring into the pill at all. To add that the 'manly' brand by cooper which is basically an Indian generic is the best Viagra I've used besides name brand U.S. they were so strong compared to Kamagra and others that I had to break them in half before use. Note that I've only ever used Viagra for recreational purposes but keep some on hand just in case as I usually do two AAS cycles a year and always feared getting ed post cycle during pct which thankfully hasn't occurred yet.

[the chodesman]

They all came loose in a bag. The smell is strange, like if you breathe the air from inside an inter tube.

[UGAgal]

This is an out of the blue question. Does Viagra REALLYnwork on a woman?

[billyboy1965]

Note that I've only ever used Viagra for recreational purposes but keep some on hand just in case as I usually do two AAS cycles a year and always feared getting ed post cycle during pct which thankfully hasn't occurred yet.

They serve no purpose other than recreation.

[brienzi]

This is truly getting comical.

[JackRyan]

They serve no purpose other than recreation.

Indeed but I wasn't sure if op or any other thread readers may have actual ed issues and wanted to clarify as I can't say for sure how the pills might work differently in that case that someone actually truly needed them in order to get or maintain an erection.

[brienzi]

do some homework on the original poster my friend